Friday, May 31, 2013

The Handphone

Friday night, Mum's sleeping soundly beside fact the whole house is.. =).. and im happily minding my own business, online, message and the usuals..

And then it happened..

Just as i was surfing the web for some news to read.. My Hphone rang.. the very familiar ringtone i always hear when mum wants me to get back home before it's too late.. yes.. Mum's calling me..

i stared at my phone for a full 5 secs before answering.. dumbfounded.

Didnt want to wake mum up so i answered without saying anything.
Person behind the call went.. Pssshhhhhhhhhhh PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH and keeps getting louder..

i pissed my pants and closed the call.

Ehhhh, then i realized.. maybe mum accidentally pressed the call button without knowing it. She always sleep with her phone beside.. Damn, how stupid i felt.. i laughed at myself.

i asked mum.. did you accidentally called me?.. mum said no..

i went downstairs... mum's phone is there charging..

Are these shiny little balls lethal?

Contains plastic and causes cancer. Come onnnnn.. seriously? Just like those fried onions where they add plastic straws and fry them together??

I never feel it is lethal, untill i came across this video..

According to the video, a newborn baby appears to have a WillyWonk the size of a rice, 2mm long, what the hell..
The mum later confessed she had a bad habit of drinking certain type of beverage everyday during pregnancy. 


Nightmares nightmares. What are nightmares. What causes it. Have been dreaming about demons in me for quite some time. 

LATE NIGHT SNACKS! (omg i had economy rice @ 11pm ytd night rofls)
STRESS AND ANXIETY (not much of these, but yes i do have it once in a while, stress about my height)
CREATIVE PERSON! (uh huh uh huh)

There's another crew of nightmare-prone people that the report mentions: "Creative persons who demonstrate 'thin boundaries' on psychologic tests." Nielsen deciphers: "For some people, their mental boundaries are thinner in that they have much more access to their imaginative and emotional lives."
sourced from google :

well it seems nightmares do occur more often early in the morning, during the Rapid Eye Movement period of the day. 

okay good to know, cut the crap. nightmares sucks. 

Nightmare starts off @ me being in a shopping complex or a hostel or something, somewhere dark.
there's this shop selling crystals and stuff, inside i met 3 uncles around their 40s, they seemed friendly at first, but they started acting creepy and lead me to the storeroom behind, WTF, there's human corpse hanging like pigs in a butchery. i freaked out but just like in all nightmares, we dont run away from nightmares, we stay till the end.

They came close to me and asked me to put my palm over their face and whistle towards my own palm, what the hell, okay i did it, and when i lower my palm, BOOM! 

uncles turn into some demonic figure with some seriously messed up face. 

OMG YES exactly like this.

And somehow being the curious me, i asked them to do it on me as well, i looked into the mirror, and BOOM!

time for dinner.. byee.

Pugs are cute?

So I heard from a friend. Pugs are realllyyy reallyy cute. Well.. I guess they are.. fuglily cute.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Yours truly

Hi ivan here. 21. Testing post

Starting this shit " )

As some always say, you cant be good at everything, im like what the hell, yes we can.

See im good at creating blogs.

i have 4 blogs, and none of it stays active for over a month, rofl. *self ^5s
well i hope this one will at least bring me somewhere, hopefully.

topic of the day, or issit topic for the day.... ughhh.. english.. mum's gonna slaughter me. ill introduce her sometime right here.. :)

topic of the day, after some long thought, there's no topic, for now.
dinner out with bros and siss, BYE.